SALIMUOT

iba't ibang kalye
liku-likong daan
di lubos maunawaan
kung saan pupunta
saan liliko
saan patutungo
piniling tahakin
ang daan patungo sa'yo
walang ibang hawak
kundi ang pag-asang
tatanggapin mong buong puso
ang pagdating ko
mga matang may ningning
init ng yakap na inaasam
mga salitang kaytagal hinintay marinig
mabilis na pagtibok ng puso
mga pangarap
na mananatiling palang pangarap lang
kasabay ng marahang pagpatak ng luhaang unti-unting paghakbang palayo sa'yo
pabalik sa lugar na pinagmulan
kung saan wala ka
kung saan kailangan mabuhay mag-isa
kasabay ng pangako sa sarili
na kailanman
ay hindi ka na lilingunin pa
kung kaya ko lang sana

malaking butas

Autobiography in Five Short Chaptersby Portia Nelson
I. I walk down the street.

There's a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I fall in.I am lost.....

I am helpless;it isn't my fault.

It takes forever to find a way out.

II. I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I pretend I don't see it.I fall in again.

I can't believe I am in the same place;but it isn't my fault.

It still takes a long time to get out.
III. I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I see it is there.

I still fall in....it's a habit.

My eyes are open.

I know where I am.

It is my fault.I get out immediately.
IV. I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I walk around it.
V. I walk down a different street.

kay ERNING

suntok sa buwan
- session road -

hindi mo ba alam
damdamin ko'y pinagtakpan
makasama ka'y suntok sa buwan

'di mo nga alam
mundo mo nga'y iyong tingnan
kung ganyan
walang pupuntahan

hindi ko 'to gusto
pero 'wag kang lalayo

itanong mo sa akin
at tatanungin ko rin
kung ika'y aamin
lahat ay gagawin

'di mo napapansin
kailangan mo akong dinggin
'di habang buhay
ika'y aantayin

ito'y aking hiling
at sana naman ay tanggapin
ng puso ko'y di nabibitin

...

nang dahil sa "BLACK BOOK"

"What do I have to do to get your attention?Take out an ad in the paper?"
God




"Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien."
God




"How can you possibly be a self-made man?I specifically recall creating you."
God




"You think it's hot here?"
God




"Could you imagine the price of airif it were brought to you by another supplier?"
God




"Will the road you're on get you to my place?"
God




"Need directions?"
God




"Please don't drink and drive,you're not quite ready to meet me yet."
God




"I think you're the most beautiful person in the world.Okay, so I'm biased."
God




"Follow me."
God




"Don't forget your umbrella,I might water the plants today."
God




"Tao po...!"
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"Ano 'yon?"
God




"Magandang araw ho!Pasensya na ho sa istorbo,may kausap yata kayo...."
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"Hindi, wala. Binabasa ko lang yungmga billboard na nakikita ko sa highway.Ano'ng maipaglilingkod ko sa'yo?"
God




"Itatanong ko lang ho sanakung talagang patay na ko."
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"Naku! Anak, pasensya na.Wala sa akin ang mga listahan e.Baka s'ya makatulong sa'yo."
God




"Sino ho?"
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<. - - .> Sandali…
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<. - - .> A-hah!
<. - - .> Ayon sa record mo, nagbasa ka ng libro.
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<. - - .> Oo... nagbasa ka nga ng libro.
<. - - .> Siguro nakatulog ka pagkatapos magbasa…
<. - - .> nakalimutan mong nasa tuktok ka ng flag pole.
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<. - - .> O baka naman nakasandal ka sa isang pader,
<. - - .> tapos naipasok mo ang daliri mo sa isang electrical outlet.
<%> Hindi rin ho!
<. - - .> Aba eh wag mo na kong pahulain.
<. - - .> Ikaw ang namatay, dapat alam mo kung bakit at paano.
<%> Kaya nga ho ako nagtatanong e.
<. - - .> Sandali… may naisip ako….
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<. - - .> Hindi kaya isa ka rin sa mga nagbasa ng paboritong libro ni hudas?
<%> Oo nga ho...
<. - - .> Bulls eye!!!
<%> Paano n’yo nalaman?
<. - - .> Hehe… marami nang nauna sa'yo.
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<. - - .> Sige nga, ano ba ang alam mo tungkol sa libro na ‘yon?
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<. - - .> …
<%> Basta ang alam ko, meron daw ‘yon missing chapter,
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<. - - .> Pero bakit tinawag 'yong paboritong libro ni hudas?
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<. - - .> Sige lang…

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<. - - .> Pagkatapos mong basahin ito, mamamatay ka.

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<. - - .> Surprise!

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<. - - .> Depende.

<. - - .> Hiram lang ba ang kopya mo ng libro tapos hindi mo na ibinalik sa may-ari?

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<. - - .> Shoplifter ka?

<%> Lalong hindi!

<. - - .> Tinapos mo lang bang basahin sa tindahan ang libro at hindi mo binili?

<%> Hindi rin!

<. - - .> Nagpa-xerox ka?

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"We need to talk."
God

MEMO from GOD

Memo from God

Message: Memo From God
Author: Unknown

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To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: THE BOSS
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE I am God.

Today I will be handling all of your problems.
Please remember that I do not need your help.

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot
handle, do not
attempt to resolve it.
Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box.
It will be addressed in My time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair.
There are people in this world for whom
driving is an unheard of priviledge.

Should you have a bad day at work;
Think of the man who has been out of work for years.


Should you despair over a relationship gone bad;
Think of the person who has never known
what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend;
Think of the woman in dire straits,
working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you
miles away from assistance;
Think of the paraplegic who would love the
opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror;
Think of the cancer patient in chemo who
wishes she had hair to examine.


Should you find yourself at a loss and
pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose?
Be thankful. There are those who didn't
live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of
other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities;
Remember, things could be worse.
You could be them!!!!

Should you decide to send this to a friend; You might brighten
someone's day!

thank you!

thank you nga pala kay "kabobo"(forgot ko na yung ad nya)si stitchesandburns!thankyou talaga!first time ko mag-post,wala akong masabi masyado(speechless)sobrang saya at nalaman ko ang blogger!
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